Lady Mum: Dex, did you just Toot?
Dex: I dunno
Lady Mum: *laughing* Dex, ya did it again. You feel ok?
Dex: I don't know what Toot is Lady Mum. Come on! Let's go.
Lady Mum: You're farting Dex.
Dex: *snickering* Oh! Fart. Yeah.
Lady Mum: Dexter, you are such a boy.
Dex: Farts are funny. Hey! Do squirrels fart?
Lady Mum: They may.
Dex: What about bunnies?
Lady Mum: Probably.
Dex: What about the flyers, do they fart?
Lady Mum: *laughing* Dexter, I don't know, maybe.
Dex: What about the tiny flyer. The one you called "dead wasp?"
Lady Mum: Hmmm, I really don't know Dex.
Dex: Ya don't know a lot huh Lady Mum?
Lady Mum: *giving Dexter a look* Well Dex, I don't know what does and does not fart.
Dex: Ya need to learn a lot more then.
Lady Mum: Dexter, why are we still talking about farts?
Dex: *Turning to look at Lady Mum and giving a snort* You started it.
And Dexter continues on his way as Lady Mum laughs and says, "Well, he is correct in that."
Another start to a day in the Realm.