Conversations you have with Grand Dog at 4:30 AM. Otis: Hi! We gonna play? Gram: No Otis. We're going to lay down Otis: Can we go outside again? Gram: No. We're going to lay down now. Otis: Can I have a treat? Gram: Otis. No. We're going to go back to bed. Otis: Can we go outside again? Wanna play? Wanna go outside? Can I have a treat? Wanna.... Gram: OTIS! Otis: Can we go out?? Gram: nicht mehr spielen. Nicht mehr leckeschen. Otis: Wha???? Gram: *laughing at Otis' expression* Sorry, forgot you don't know German. Otis: That's OK!!!! Let's play! Otis runs to get his ball while Gram stands in the kitchen, coffee in hand and shaking her head.
